我弟弟最终决定找女朋友的原因

     星期六晚上,我弟弟和他的女朋友汉丹到我们家来吃晚饭并看电影。跟他们聊天时,弟弟讲述了一个相当有趣的故事。
 
     弟弟为人害羞内向。他光棍儿打了很长很长的时间。也经过很久没有和女孩子约会、谈恋爱的经验。当我们的外婆还在世的时候,外婆怀疑弟弟是不是同性恋。(外婆没有直接跟弟弟谈过,而是私下跟我说的。)
 
     后来我弟弟习惯过单身的日子,也就没有再费功夫去找女朋友了。但,最后有一天我叔叔和婶婶请他一起去饭馆吃饭。
 
     三人用了一会儿餐,婶婶就站了起来,说要去洗手间。婶婶走开后,叔叔就对我弟弟说:“杰里米,你知道吗?你婶婶搞艺术。因此我们朋友中有不少的是同性恋。你如果心里有任何话想跟我们谈谈,你可以随时跟我们谈吧。”
 
     弟弟大吃一惊,向叔叔否认:“我不是同性恋!”
 
     “叔叔最后信你的话了吗?”我问弟弟。
 
     弟弟回答说:“大概我的反应太激烈了吧。我猜他并不相信我。”
 
     弟弟接着说:“其实,我觉得我应该感谢叔叔。”
 
     “为什么呢?”
 
     “就是因为他那样一问,就使得我现在有了汉丹!就是因为叔叔的怀疑,所以我才马上开始很认真地找女朋友、开始参加一些网上的介绍服务。因此,现在认识了汉丹。”
 
     (弟弟与汉丹至今已经交往一年多了。)
 

杰里米与汉丹

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42条评论 on “我弟弟最终决定找女朋友的原因”

  1. Yucca说道:

    hoho““i\’m the first one!!
     
    Happy Valentine\’s Day!! to you and Lizhuang…and Jirrey & Handan~~~~~~
     
     

  2. 卓妍说道:

    中文是好东西啊~亲切啊(因为我是中国人)~~美国大叔~~~佩服你学中文的毅力~~~我呢~~~考到新加坡~~~虽说是个scholar~~~可是看到英文就头大死了~~~4个月多了~~感觉啥进步都没有~~~哎~~~学英语真是件郁闷的事情~~~能不能传授给我你的学中文的秘诀啊?~我想方法应该不会差很多吧~~~~~~我真是太太太太太太苦恼了………………
    好好学习!天天向上!(毛爷爷说的话)
    good good study! day day up!

  3. fay说道:

    haha! Yes, I agree the western people is more sensitive about the gay and lesbian issue than eastern people. As I was in China, I have never noticed about this issue, while now I am in NZ, if people who have same sex getting too close to each other, we would suspect the person are gay, hahahaha… strange!

  4. u说道:

    happy new year a\’ : ) may all ur wishes come ture

  5. f说道:

    大叔中文很俺厉害呀

  6. Unknown说道:

    :) 找到了适合自己的另一半,俩个人的生活还是会比一个人的日子有意思. 愿走到一起的couple们继续甜蜜.

  7. Unknown说道:

    哎呀,一个不小心飘过来了,想跟你做个连接,先申请下啦。呵呵,哎呀,,咱们中文博大精深啊。恩,期末考试翻译“Evey couple is not a pair.其实英语也够让人头痛哎。大叔,同情下好了。

  8. 说道:

    雷叔叔,好羡慕你哦!
    因为你的中文学得那么那么好,那么那么顶瓜瓜,要是我英文也有这么好就好了.我很喜欢英文(因为每次听到地道的英文都觉得很好听很悦耳)尽管有时要面对英文的考试啊成绩啊等等不理想的大困难大压力,但都减弱不了自己对英文的喜欢,可是一旦面对自己那些支离破碎的英文就很难过了...在中国上学想学英文真的很困难,因为学来学去都像是纸上谈兵,一旦要开口沟通时就哑口无言,半天挤不出一句话,支离破碎就是支离破碎啊...难过...无比羡慕您!
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  9. 说道:

    贪心点,如果能做个友情链接, I will fairly jumped for joy!(不晓得有没有说错)

  10. Tingyan说道:

    前辈的中文很厉害,很流畅,很佩服。肯定学习了很多年的中文吧?
    我的英文可以和你的中文这么好的话   学习就很轻松了。

  11. Cindy说道:

    如果中国能多一点同性恋,人口就不是问题了,厚厚~~

  12. Tao说道:

    haha, a cute story. I had L classmates when I was in my university in China. Even I know they are lesbians but I still prefer to call their relationship as \’good friends\’ at that time, maybe even now because they are my friends. Now I have another gay couple, they are both very nice. One of them works for the GAP. We always talk about clothing and fashion when we are together.

  13. minyi说道:

    原来用网上的介绍服务真的能找到女朋友啊??太幸运了~

  14. alice说道:

    我的英文可以和你的中文这么好的话   学习就很轻松了。

  15. 说道:

    我多么希望有个叔叔能这样问我,那我也会找到 我的 "汉丹"的

  16. Kenior说道:

    你的弟弟很帅呀,有点想Richard Gere

  17. Qiong说道:

    哈哈,嬸嬸真好玩!

  18. YJ说道:

    很久没有上来吆喝两声了,就从这一篇开始吧!其实GAY们在美国要比在中国幸福得多了,中国这个国度太传统,如果家中有小辈像你弟弟的情况,一般的长辈是根本不会往GAY这方面想的,更别说给他一个机会讨论了。最近在写些毕业论文,寝室里的对床选的方向就是同性婚姻的法律地位,这是个可喜的进步啊,当法律走在时代前面的话,无疑会有潜在的公平存在。
     
    呵呵,想得太多了……

  19. 乘云说道:

    Gosh, seem I was belong to that type like your younger brother~
     

  20. zhe说道:

    看起来你弟弟和麦丹很开心的样子.我喜欢老外的自由主义..没想到也会受不了家人的猜疑.呵呵..

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